Come on in the water's fine A Muzychuk vs X Zhao, 2016  (B00) Uncommon King's Pawn Opening, 30 moves, 1-0 Let's Have Liver and Apricots H Bogart vs NN, 1933  (A45) Queen's Pawn Game, 28 moves, 1-0 The Fabled Black Comet Noteboom vs S van Mindeno, 1927  (B11) Caro-Kann, Two Knights, 3...Bg4, 21 moves, 1-0 Round 12, Game 81. Averbakh vs Stahlberg, 1953  (C07) French, Tarrasch, 86 moves, 0-1 On The Bosom Of The Vast Pacific Bisguier vs J Sherwin, 1954  (D01) Richter-Veresov Attack, 44 moves, 1-0 Horse Manure Smelling Tylkowski vs A Wojciechowski, 1931  (A03) Bird's Opening, 40 moves, 0-1 Nutmeg, Cinnamon, Cloves, Pepper Short vs Seirawan, 1989  (B12) Caro-Kann Defense, 42 moves, 1-0 You Have an Ink Smudge on Your Nose Kmoch vs Alekhine, 1926  (A80) Dutch, 34 moves, 0-1 Max Shneider M Vukic vs Benko, 1967  (A58) Benko Gambit, 39 moves, 0-1 It's Bigger Than A Campfire, Smaller than Rome M G Isakov vs NN, 2013  (D00) Queen's Pawn Game, 8 moves, 1-0 Our Dresses Will Get Filthy P Littlewood vs D Norwood, 1985  (A67) Benoni, Taimanov Variation, 43 moves, 0-1 There were Six Mrs Annas. F Alexander vs G A Thomas, 1919  (D52) Queen's Gambit Declined, 44 moves, 0-1 Dirty Mussels that are open are dead Capablanca vs W Allnutt, 1911  (B00) Uncommon King's Pawn Opening, 63 moves, 1-0 I've Got Trouble AWAY from Home. A Lasker vs Ed. Lasker, 1909  (C50) Giuoco Piano, 20 moves, 0-1 Without Warning F Crowl vs C Purdy, 1936  (C33) King's Gambit Accepted, 11 moves, 0-1 A Guy With No Coat That May Not Be Dead Fischer vs W Hook, 1970  (C18) French, Winawer, 28 moves, 1-0 Dr Martin Wouldn't Let You Fly If You Weren't Well Pillsbury vs W Napier, 1902  (C01) French, Exchange, 27 moves, 1-0 It's From The Frozen Food Section Foltys vs Mohyla, 1940  (C05) French, Tarrasch, 17 moves, 1-0 Not Possessed, Just Crazy Carlsen vs Vachier-Lagrave, 2017  (A34) English, Symmetrical, 71 moves, 0-1 Hoist The Jolly Roger! M Sixtensson vs G West, 1986  (B00) Uncommon King's Pawn Opening, 22 moves, 0-1 Attack of the Fuller Brush Men Nunn vs G Anthony, 1981  (B32) Sicilian, 30 moves, 1-0 Have a good look and a good laugh Fischer vs E McCaskey, 1964  (B03) Alekhine's Defense, 52 moves, 1-0 I got the toilet seat repaired. L Dubeck vs R Weinstein, 1958  (B21) Sicilian, 2.f4 and 2.d4, 18 moves, 1-0 Psychomania / Death Wheelers Browne vs Kaidanov, 1994  (D45) Queen's Gambit Declined Semi-Slav, 23 moves, 1-0 Creepy Crawley Does His Own Cleaning Mohishunder vs Cochrane, 1855  (C44) King's Pawn Game, 14 moves, 0-1 On my what, dear? M Weiss vs N MacLeod, 1889   (C41) Philidor Defense, 22 moves, 1-0 A Tiny Suit of Armour W Reher vs R Gralla, 2012  (A02) Bird's Opening, 18 moves, 0-1 Falling through the cracks B Ivanovic vs M Cebalo, 1986  (B89) Sicilian, 34 moves, 0-1 Seventeen Weapons Smeets vs D Brandenburg, 2011  (C02) French, Advance, 26 moves, 0-1 He Wants To Spend A Penny S Boden vs A Belaieff, 1867  (C42) Petrov Defense, 15 moves, 1-0 Don't Flap Your Arms Like A Monkey D Andreikin vs Karjakin, 2010  (A27) English, Three Knights System, 10 moves, 1-0 31 games