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| May-04-06 | | hayton3: Hilarious (and warranted) put down by <sharpnova> of <LIFE Master AJ> on Zvjaginsev vs Shariyazdanov, 2005 <LIFE Master AJ: BTW, after over five minutes, Fritz 8.0 does not have 23.R/a6xP/e6+ as its first or second choice.> <sharpnova: <life master aj> as always.. and i mean ALWAYS... every post from you... EVERY post... you are completely full of hot air..
yes the engines saw Raxe6 immediately.. i tested it on several mainstream engines including chessmaster, fritz, shredder, junior, and hiarcs.. they ALL saw the tactic immediately.. they considered no other move for even a fraction of a second.. aj.. you're a troll here... not a very clever one at that.. why chessgames allows you to keep posting... i have no clue..> |
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| May-05-06 | | Fischeristhebest: < May-04-06
hayton3: Yet another thread hijacked by the cyborgs.> <LMAJ:Eat ___, lick your ____, and bark at the moon, you twisted lunatic.> |
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| May-05-06 | | dehanne: <DrKurtPhart>
<..with dust still hung heavy in the air, and the whipped herd was departing, straggling and stumbling over the rubble of their games, scoresheets trashed and crumpled in the muddy, wet lanes leading mercifully away from the rather very enjoyable debacle. Another Morphy simul. Across the darkened, stained wet, barren fields, of another foul winter's evening, their scorecards blown away,carried away by the windy wet sleet, towards the soaked, grey doom-ridden factory chimneys and cobbled squalor smoke, of the everyday life. Death, in a life, in a clouded, gloomy tomb town, in a haggard, trodden, wet land of discernably enthusiastic unshaven chess-playing bog-dwellers and princes; and in places where the locals had cleared and burnt the larger patch to play on, and had there, sprungeth forth allotments and nests of opposite coloured wooden men, dwelling as fixed and finely sculpted squatters amongst their cowering pieces, petrified, awaiting the next Morphy move, bared to the brilliantly offensive violation of another threat, removing any lingering vestiges of pride or integrity and adding to the diminishing shelf-life of , the King. Morphy would then usually just politely mate the stragglers, and perhaps murmur quietly, something like: "Oh, what a work of Peace is Man." can't be ..What a war of work is man. no .What a Work of War is man. uh..What a man of war is Piece..nope .. What A Man is piece of war. what a piece of war is man.what a war of work is man.what a war and piece of man.what work piece is man of. ..aaah anyway, he might add, almost incoherently, something like.. 'and of what's the use? The use ..th useless, oh the waste..th endless endless w
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May-05-06
 | | TheAlchemist: I'm happy to see so much action in my forum in the last few days. Thanks to everyone for their imput and do come back soon! :-) |
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| May-06-06 | | Karpova: From Nigel Short:
<mack: Yes, it's Nigel David Short - an anagam of course of The Sad Old Virgin> |
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| May-06-06 | | Fischeristhebest: <May-06-06 Topzilla: this time, it'd really be a major upset if Kramnik somehow wins this match Is more likely that i become a 2700 GM, than Kramnik winning the match> |
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| May-07-06 | | Fischeristhebest: Unzicker vs Conquest, 1986 LIFE Master AJ: Taking on h3 looked like a blunder ... but I guess It did not matter. Originally, I thought that 22...Qd8 held, but now I see that it does not. > |
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May-07-06
| | TheAlchemist: <Shajmaty, May-06-06, Stellwagen vs Fedorov, 2006 >: What was going on here!?
<pleasebequiet>:
I'll take a stab at it.
This was a chess game. Chess is a game invented long ago. This game of chess involved two players with impressive ratings. Ratings are used to measure the strength of the player. Generally, the higher the rating, the stronger the player. This particular game of chess ended with the player moving the white pieces winning. At this time, I would be happy to answer any more of your questions. |
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| May-08-06 | | Karpova: Feb-19-05 Vladas I Mikenas Catfriend: <An interesting fact - Mikenas was the couch in the 1985 WC match Karpov-Kasparov.> offramp: <That is interesting. Did they both sit on him?> euripides: <He provided a sound foundation for the analysis> |
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| May-09-06 | | rashid: This is vintage AJ:
Nov-09-05 Odd Lie Anatooly Homedepotov: And <wisemonkey>, who showed up a grand total of 4 times on AJ's page on Oct. 16 saying AJ was our puppet master. It got laughed off the page as an AJ clone and disappeared. LIFE Master AJ: <homodespotov> That's the way it is, baby ... I pull the strings ... and you dance! |
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| May-09-06 | | percyblakeney: Feb-23-06
Oleg Romanishin
<midknightblue>: <misguided> LOL i have hit a new low. I am laughing at an inside joke that only frequenters of chessgames.com lifemaster pages would understand. Imagine me trying to explain why this was funny to one of my coworkers. |
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| May-15-06 | | hayton3: Tal vs A Vooremaa, 1971 <misguidedaggression:> on the Kopec Variation in the Sicilian Defence <1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bd3?! The only reason anyone in their right mind would play something like that is if they ment to play the Rossolimo and accidentally dropped the Bishop before it got to b5!> |
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| May-16-06 | | Karpova: Pachman vs Petrosian, 1958 technical draw: <However Pachman got his revenge when he came back in the early 80's and started the video game revolution.> |
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| May-19-06 | | Chopin: Another hilarious post from <Notsodeepthought>: <madlydeeply: Any Sumo fans here? The only gaijin that are exposed to Sumo are people who spend a couple years teaching English in Japan...but it is an awesome sport?> <Notsodeepthought> <I've seen a few bouts on cable TV late at night - I confess I don't share your enthusiasm. It looks like little more than a brawl between two fatsos. The only fun part is seeing the referee (I'm using the wrong term, but you know the one I mean), who looks about 4 feet tall and 80 pounds, trying to stay away from the two behemoths who could squish him if they accidentally fell on him.> |
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May-19-06
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Bird vs Morphy, 1858
<It amuses me how some minor master and his fritz vainly bash at the wall of Caissa, hoping to conclusively prove that one move decides the win 40 moves later. He would do better to perform other more conclusive endeavours such as surviving a marathon swim across the everglades with fresh meat strapped to his body, the success of which would blow David Blaine right of the water and trully and rightfully earn Mr Goldsby his LIFE Master title.> |
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| May-20-06 | | hitman84: <Open Defence: *sung to the tune of the Real Slim Shady* Coz I'm the real master the real life master
and all you guys out there are just chess patzer's
Won't the real life master please say Nyuk, please say Nyuk, please say Nyuk.......> |
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| May-22-06 | | Chess Classics: <THE pawn: Read the biography...'' he is married with four children''...that's a lot of mariages...and with children!> From the Goldssby Page.
Regards,
CC |
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| May-23-06 | | dakgootje: what is the maximum lenght of a quote? =p
Reason i ask it: some time ago, around mid feb 2006, there was some 'discussion' involving yak milk... The ones who did read it remember it instantly, others havent got a clue what im talking about. Fact is that the participants wrote it at a game and thus chessgames.com admins removed it, as it obviously didnt have anything to do with the game... Now, it was all together around 4 pages long... does it still count as quote, as you cant link to it as the comments are removed |
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May-24-06
| | TheAlchemist: <dakgootje> Exchanges are welcome too, I've posted a few myself already. Regarding the length, usually I don't care, but I did some editing on say <Ezzy>'s quote in the bio, where I cut out the introdiction for space purposes. Now, regarding your question... did you copy the whole exchange and still have it or are you asking if someone else does? 4 pages seems a bit long, if you have it, we may go through it and cut out the less relevant and less funny parts. I know this is arbitrary, but 4 pages would be, in my opinion, too confusing and it would probably discourage people from reading it all. |
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| May-24-06 | | dakgootje: < too confusing and it would probably discourage people from reading it all.> Probably true, which is one of the reasons i asked it. For whether i have it: Of course! ;-)
they deleted it, so when i still had the chance i obviously copied the lot =) But like i can post here a part of the comments all in one slightly bigger post, so you wont get 4 pages (i guess the pages are about number of posts instead of lenght?) |
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May-24-06
| | TheAlchemist: <dakgootje> Then by all means post it :-) I think one post would be the best idea, the rest is up to you to decide. |
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| May-24-06 | | dakgootje: ill see how big the post can become:
Abcpokerboy: Please ignore Jackmandoo, as he is wont to exaggerate. I remember the first time we met, over an early brunch, atop Mount Everest as we had started climbing that morning after a late breakfast. We were each there to bury our best friend, his, John Adams and mine, Thomas Jefferson, who ironically had died the same day we met, July 4, 1826. As we played an offhand game of chess while lugging their ersatz coffins (I wouldn't really call a large brandy bottle a coffin, but Jack disagrees), a game, by the way which undoubtedly the most brilliant in chess history, I remember him regaling me with many a tale which I thought apocryphal at best. It was there I realized he might fudge the truth a bit, and I should know as I invented fudge just for the world's fair of 1493 which we held in Spain in the garage of a guy named Bernie's house. Anyhow, we scaled the North side of the mountain, the most dangerous of course, dictating our moves by an early version of cell-phone Jack had invented, and whose discovery I envy to this day. After burying the bottles (and the sorry carcasses within), we snowboarded down the mountain in a matter of minutes, never to meet again until someone came up with this here chessgames website. That's how I know to be skeptical of Jackmandoo's claims, entertaining though they may be. midknightblue: I recall the two of you stopping in for a cup of coffee at my quaint little coffee shop/general store aat the base of Everest prior to your climbs. I would have sworn that you were best of friends all your lives. I had no idea those gadgets in your hands were what we now commonly refer to as "cell phones." Anyway, I have been in search of the pgn files of your games for 180 years, could you please post the games? abcpokerboy: <midnightblue>, you think you're getting the pgn of that game with just a premium membership at this admittedly well run site? No go, shlomo. For genius like this, you gotta join my favorite website, www.helpmakeabcpokerboyfilthyrichsohecantakeoverthewor-
ld.com (we tried for .org status but those mucky-mucks in cyberspace said we weren't worthy-the nerve of them!!). And no nickel and dime memberships either!!! We're talking foldable money here, with pictures of dead guys, dead guys who I buried on other fearless treks!! Only by doing this can you achieve true chess enlightenment, Chester!!
P.S. Don't think for a second that I didn't realize that the yak's milk latte I ordered came with wildebeast milk insted. I'm onto you, Midnightblue!! midknightblue: we stand by our products. In everest, it is a common standard to replace yak's milk with wildebeast milk. If you were unhappy with your beverage, then please return to our humble establishment for a full refund. p.s. we have relocated to the south face of the mountain.
kindest regards,
MKB
morpstau: P.S. Don't think for a second that I didn't realize that the yak's milk latte I ordered came with wildebeast milk insted. I'm onto you, Midnightblue!! midknightblue: The echoes on thisiehere mountain are incredible. misguidedaggression: <midknightblue> It is common knowledge that all known jackmandoo brilliancies are heavily annotated at AJ Goldsby's website! With AJ's new improved navigational system in place, you'll have that .pgn file in a matter of months! (Beware: The average Goldsby annotated jackmandoo brilliancy is known to have enough random color changes and gratuitus exclaimation points to cause human eyes to bleed!)
p.s. I'm pretty sure www.helpmakeabcpokerboyfilthyrichsohecantakeoverthewor-
ld.org is already taken!
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| May-24-06 | | dakgootje: just say so when you guys want the following parts of it also ;-) |
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| May-24-06 | | Chopin: A classic roast from <Open Defence>, too bad I was her victim. I have to admit, it was very funny. <Chopin:> <Chessbucks> <I have all my chessbucks (1063) riding on Russia beating China today. I might need a shoulder to cry on if China pulls out a miracle. If Russia loses or ties, then a funeral will be held on my forum later tonight. Make sure to bring the flowers and say some kinds word about me (or make it up)> <Open Defence> <funeral in my forum> <If you are cremated <Chopin> we promise to flush hehehehehe just kidding ......;-D> |
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May-25-06
| | chancho: From <hayton3>
<LIFE Master AJ: A friend - and former internet student - asked me to update my Tal collection ... which I finally did earlier this evening. Although he has passed away now...> <hayton3: I'm sorry to hear that - was it on account of the last 'lesson' you gave him?> |
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