Get back to bed, Barbara. Schlechter vs Lasker, 1910   (C66) Ruy Lopez, 58 moves, 1-0 I was trapped. My heart beat wildly. Capablanca vs Alekhine, 1927  (D52) Queen's Gambit Declined, 66 moves, 0-1 I ain't two people, am I? Kasparov vs Karpov, 1990  (C92) Ruy Lopez, Closed, 84 moves, 1/2-1/2 How can I be looking at me? Stahlberg vs A Becker, 1944  (D58) Queen's Gambit Declined, Tartakower (Makagonov-Bondarevsky) Syst, 48 moves, 1-0 Hanged for a double murder. P Nikolic vs J Piket, 2000  (D62) Queen's Gambit Declined, Orthodox, Rubinstein Attack, 61 moves, 1-0 Where is my horse? Radjabov vs Karpov, 2001 (E53) Nimzo-Indian, 4.e3, 59 moves, 1/2-1/2 All the fine gentlemen at the inn. Anand vs Karpov, 1991  (B11) Caro-Kann, Two Knights, 3...Bg4, 47 moves, 1/2-1/2 I'll saddle my horse myself Gelfand vs Kramnik, 1994  (A50) Queen's Pawn Game, 76 moves, 1/2-1/2 At the tavern the barman was serving them tea. Korchnoi vs Spassky, 1977  (D58) Queen's Gambit Declined, Tartakower (Makagonov-Bondarevsky) Syst, 48 moves, 1-0 A packet of money from the sweepstakes E Williams vs Harrwitz, 1852  (C64) Ruy Lopez, Classical, 46 moves, 0-1 The dead can't rise from the grave Lasker vs Pillsbury, 1895  (C60) Ruy Lopez, 40 moves, 1-0 An old Vaudeville actor Steinitz vs Blackburne, 1876  (C29) Vienna Gambit, 53 moves, 1-0 The inn is surrounded by the police Euwe vs Reshevsky, 1938  (D70) Neo-Grunfeld Defense, 56 moves, 0-1 169: Caput Mortuum Reshevsky vs Denker, 1934  (A52) Budapest Gambit, 20 moves, 1-0 Sugar sweetness, bite of lime, volcano hotness Nakamura vs A J Goldsby, 2003  (D48) Queen's Gambit Declined Semi-Slav, Meran, 27 moves, 1-0 It's the same man in both pictures! M J Turner vs C Hanley, 2012  (C45) Scotch Game, 98 moves, 1/2-1/2 I'll buy you a rock you'll have trouble lifting Kavalek vs Bronstein, 1966  (B16) Caro-Kann, Bronstein-Larsen Variation, 68 moves, 0-1 Most Distasteful. Let's Find The Alien L Schmid vs A Dueckstein, 1963  (C18) French, Winawer, 37 moves, 0-1 Something Funny in his Eyes Chigorin vs Blackburne, 1898  (C00) French Defense, 45 moves, 0-1 Mickey Rooney - DEAD Seirawan vs Miles, 1979  (A00) Uncommon Opening, 37 moves, 1-0 Sophia solved the giant problem J R Adair vs Nakamura, 2014  (B01) Scandinavian, 43 moves, 0-1 An ancient Aztec Legend Caruana vs Nakamura, 2015  (B90) Sicilian, Najdorf, 41 moves, 0-1 Stuff your handbags with hay Geller vs Smyslov, 1953  (D18) Queen's Gambit Declined Slav, Dutch, 33 moves, 0-1 Bishop followed by a moon shadow Nakamura vs Kasparov, 2017  (D80) Grunfeld, 77 moves, 1/2-1/2 Twenty years already Rubinstein vs Tartakower, 1922  (D75) Neo-Grunfeld, 6.cd Nxd5, 7.O-O c5, 8.dxc5, 74 moves, 1/2-1/2 Wings of Danger Carlsen vs Nakamura, 2023  (C46) Three Knights, 44 moves, 1/2-1/2 Karklins and Chow MUST be destroyed E Karklins vs A C Chow, 1982  (C89) Ruy Lopez, Marshall, 30 moves, 1-0 Nervous Debility or Viragitis Niemann vs M Bartel, 2023  (C55) Two Knights Defense, 75 moves, 0-1 28 games