This needs no explanation. Anderssen vs Kieseritzky, 1851   (C33) King's Gambit Accepted, 23 moves, 1-0 Greco predates Petroff! Greco vs NN, 1620  (C42) Petrov Defense, 15 moves, 1-0 A great disappointment. Keres vs Fine, 1938  (C83) Ruy Lopez, Open, 19 moves, 1/2-1/2 Lights! Camera! Action! Get ready for...nothing. Go home. Hamppe vs Meitner, 1872  (C25) Vienna, 18 moves, 1/2-1/2 WAKE UP! G Guseinov vs Tomashevsky, 2007  (C68) Ruy Lopez, Exchange, 5 moves, 1/2-1/2 WILL YOU JUST WAKE UP!!! A Galkin vs Tomashevsky, 2007  (C78) Ruy Lopez, 5 moves, 1/2-1/2 The brilliant c4!! Fischer vs Panno, 1970  (A10) English, 1 moves, 1-0 Skip to my Loo Kramnik vs Topalov, 2006  (A00) Uncommon Opening, 0 moves, 0-1 The Djordjevic bishop sacrifice Z Djordjevic vs M Kovacevic, 1984  (A45) Queen's Pawn Game, 3 moves, 0-1 Either White had an emergency, or he didn't feel like playing S Maze vs I A Nataf, 2009  (C42) Petrov Defense, 2 moves, 1/2-1/2 10 games