Three Moves!!! Have a look at the kibitz to see what happened. Lindemann vs Echtermeyer, 1893   (B01) Scandinavian, 3 moves, 0-1 Fool's Mate! L Darling vs R Wood, 1983  (A00) Uncommon Opening, 2 moves, 0-1 Another Fool! W T Mayfield vs W R Trinks, 1959  (B00) Uncommon King's Pawn Opening, 3 moves, 1-0 Shocking... NN vs Du Mont, 1802  (A02) Bird's Opening, 6 moves, 0-1 ....Absolutely Shocking B R vs A Wagner, 1902  (C33) King's Gambit Accepted, 5 moves, 0-1 It was Wenen Blind... J Krejcik vs NN, 1908  (A00) Uncommon Opening, 6 moves, 1-0 Is there any hope...? N Tchinenoff vs R Maillard, 1925  (C30) King's Gambit Declined, 4 moves, 0-1 REALLY should have seen that coming! C R Gurnhill vs W H Banks, 1962  (B17) Caro-Kann, Steinitz Variation, 6 moves, 1-0 Almost exactly the same as the C R Gurnhill vs W H Banks game Deming vs Cornell, 1980  (B21) Sicilian, 2.f4 and 2.d4, 6 moves, 1-0 Checkmate with a knight - the king was totally trapped Molinari vs Bordais, 1979  (B20) Sicilian, 5 moves, 0-1 Another poor game T Mantia vs T Trogdon, 1979  (A18) English, Mikenas-Carls, 6 moves, 0-1 ... and another... M Brichinova vs E Alexandrova, 1979  (A00) Uncommon Opening, 6 moves, 0-1 Checkmate with only a bishop Barney vs Mccrum, 1969  (A02) Bird's Opening, 5 moves, 0-1 Scholar's Mate! J Spencer vs Takacs, 1981  (A20) English, 4 moves, 0-1 Not as bad as the others but still pretty awful M Greenwalt vs B Wall, 1983  (A02) Bird's Opening, 6 moves, 0-1 Exactly the same as Greenwalt vs B Wall (move-for-move) Mogusar vs T L Trippe, 1984  (A02) Bird's Opening, 6 moves, 0-1 Mated with a knight due to a trapped King B Corneliussen vs Martin Jensen, 1991  (A00) Uncommon Opening, 6 moves, 1-0 Another one "fooling" around H Klip vs T Bottema, 1990  (B00) Uncommon King's Pawn Opening, 3 moves, 1-0 Yet another one acting the fool... Van Kessel vs Rensen, 1990  (A03) Bird's Opening, 3 moves, 0-1 19 games