Jan-19-14 Homer (Computer) 
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| AllergicToTurtles: Cut to Bart's first chess program, Chess Cat. Everyone's favorite cat looks at him out of the screen, waving his claws warningly and giving Bart a quick lesson in what not to do. Chess Cat: Moving out of turn... that's a scratching. Castling without touching the king ... |
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Dec-21-13 J Geller vs S Iskusnyh, 2012
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| AllergicToTurtles: <Domdaniel: The pun is good too, but might have been better suited to a game in which a lot of pieces were traded.> I submitted it for a different game that finished with lone kings on the board ( J Geller vs E Valeanu, 2006 , if I remember correctly), but the admins |
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Jun-11-11 City of Moscow
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| AllergicToTurtles: 'Jimmy, d'you think NN might end up in time trouble with all this dozing off?' 'Unlikely - other than those brief interludes this game has progressed very fast.' 'True, that. They're at move 39 already. The Sulk seems to be getting aggressive... oh, my, NN now has a ... |
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Mar-11-10 chessgames.com chessforum
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| AllergicToTurtles: <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Ladies and gentlemen", the odd-faced man said, "the Long Wait is nearly over. The Suspenseful Announcement is drawing nigh. The moment is, and I'm ... |
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Feb-14-09 brankat chessforum
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| AllergicToTurtles: This time, the Lynx <was> shocked. Everyone knew the Untitled Ivanovs - as a semi-secret order of untitled and slightly eccentric mostly Russian chess players, all of them called Ivanov, which probably meant Darky had changed his name - though that would probably ... |
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Oct-11-08 Anand - Kramnik World Championship Match (2008)
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| AllergicToTurtles: "'...three days to go. You do have the tickets, don't you?' 'Of course I do. They're in the Very Secret Locker.'
The Very Secret Locker had been hidden according to the principle that the things hardest to spot are those in everybody's plain sight. To be completely ... |
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Aug-06-08 sitzkrieg chessforum
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| AllergicToTurtles: It wasn't even as though football was a proper, sensible sport. At least there was a <point> to fridgepushing. Being a good fridgepusher could help you in real life. Admittedly, being an immoral, muscular and <rich> barbarian used to pushing <people> ... |
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Oct-27-07 B Larsen vs Geller, 1960
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| AllergicToTurtles: Only found the first move, I know I simply suck tactically :-) I somehow missed the whole idea of 30.♘f6+ and was pondering lines like 30.♗h8 ♗b2 31.♗xb2 which gets me a strong attack on the long diagonal. Only then I noticed my opponent plays ... |
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Kibitzing
