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| May-12-05 | | soberknight: Once a pawn a time...and now you know the rest of the Storey. |
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| May-15-05 | | soberknight: Let me Tell (Computer) you a Charles Storey from the Eero Einar Book of the Bible. In the Uncommon Opening (A00) of time, the Lord created The World. He said, "Let there B Light," and there was light. He saw that light was good, so he separated D White from Black. The Lord called light Lawrence Day and darkness A Knight. It was Evening Post Ladder and it was morning, one day. On the second day, the Lord created a firmament to separate John Lowe R Waters from high waters. On the third day, the Lord gathered the water into oceans, including the Old Indian (a53) Ocean, in order to uncover dry Chris Land. He also grew species of Paul RJ Plant, E Flower, and T Bush. |
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| May-15-05 | | soberknight: On the fourth day, the Lord created the Sun Chuyao, the moon and the stars. On the fifth day, the Lord created species of A Fish, such as G Salmon, and Henry Edward Bird, including Christopher Eagle, Wayne Batt, J Falcon, W Stork, and F Wren. |
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| May-15-05 | | soberknight: On the sixth day, the Lord created animals, such as Dark Horse (Computer) and David J Bull. Then He called his Consultants Angel Pons and said "Let us make J Mann." (See Rashi's commentary on Genesis 1:26.) He created man Steven Male Kawuma and female. He R Bless –ed them and said, "Be fruitful and multiply!" The Lord saw everything He had created, and it was Good Andrew and Reuben Fine. The Lord rested from Lembit Oll his work Martin Ahn the Sabbath day. |
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| May-15-05 | | soberknight: Adam and Eve lived in the Garden of Edin Pezerovic. At the evil advice of Grigory Serper, they ate the forbidden Ralf Appel, which was a terrible M Sinn. The Lord decided to A Chase them out of Eden. Adam and Eve had two sons, Luisito Cane and A Abel. Abel was a M Shepherd, but Cain was a Farmer. Each one offered a sacrifice. The Lord accepted Abel's sacrifice, but He refuted Cain's sacrifice. In a Field, Cain attacked Abel and checkmated him. The Lord asked, "Where is Abel your brother ? " Cain said, "I don't know. Am I my brother's keeper?" The Lord said, "B Watt have you P Dunn? The sound of your brother's C H Blood calls out from the Ground Control!" God punished Cain. Cain had a son named Enoch, who became a R Carpenter and built a city. |
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| May-15-05 | | soberknight: As generations passed, people became wicked and N Savage. They would Kjetil A Lie, Robert Steel David Money and behave like Vaclav Brat. Only Josef Noa was a Goodman. The Lord commanded Noah to build an ark because He would cause a Flood so that all living Flesh would Die Koenig. Noah brought into the ark his family, seven members of each pure animal species, and two members of other species. He also trapped the M Bishop of the Ruy Lopez (C60). The Lord brought a rain Roland Storm for forty days and forty knights. After the water dried, Noah sent a raven, but it did not return. Then he sent a P Dove, which brought back an olive Branch. Noah, his family and the animals left the ark. The Lord promised not to destroy the world again. He showed Noah a rainbow of many colors: red, orange, yellow, Green, Deep Blue (Computer), indigo, and violet (but not E Brown). |
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| May-15-05 | | soberknight: Noah planted a K Vine yard. He drank Beer and Ale. He became drunk and lay naked in his G House. His son D Ham, the father of L Cannon, saw him naked. Noah found out and said, "Cursed is Canaan; he will be a Slave Trajkoski to his brothers." The Lord said to I Abraham, "Go from the land where you were T Born to the land that I will Find Jensen for you." Abraham went with his wife Sarah Kellett to the land of Israel. God promised Abraham the entire land, D North,
South, east and A West. Abraham became Disiascio Rich with Gold and J Silver. |
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| May-15-05 | | soberknight: Eventually, Sarah gave birth to a son, Isaac Kashdan, who married Rebecca Klipper. They had two sons, Esau and Jacob Aagaard. Jacob had twelve sons: Reuben Fine, A Simon, N Levi, Judah Brownstein, Issachar, Zebulun, Dan Heisman, Naphtali, Gad Rechlis, Asher Glicenstein, Joseph, and Joel Benjamin. Joseph's brother's sold him to Egypt. Joseph got thrown in jail, along with the B Butler and C W Baker of Pharaoh. After Joseph interpreted Pharaoh's dream, he Rose to become the vice- Roy Thomas to the A King of Egypt. During the famine, Jacob and his entire family moved to Egypt and settled there. |
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| May-15-05 | | soberknight: After Joseph died, a new king enslaved the Jews for a C Long time. The Lord told Moses to warn Pharaoh to Grant the Jews Freedom (Computer). Pharaoh refused, so the Lord sent ten plagues: C H Blood, Ilya Frog [who said Ribbit (Computer), Helmut Wild beasts, pestilence, boils, K Hale, Locusts (with Grass- P Hopper and other fairy chess pieces), Dark Thought (Computer), and death to the first T Born children. The Jews sacrificed a H Lamb for D Pass –over. They went a- J Cross the Sea of E Reed, where the Egyptians drowned. |
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| May-15-05 | | soberknight: They arrived at the L Hill of Sinai. The Lord spoke to the Oystein Hole entire nation and said, "IM the Lord, your Master (Computer), who took you out of Egypt. You shall have no other A Godes before me!" The Lord taught the Law to Moses, who taught it to the people of Israel. Forty years later, Joshua Waitzkin and the Jews crossed the W J Jordan River (not O Brook). In the Book of Samuel Reshevsky, the Philistines attacked the Jews. Their giant hero, GOLIATH (Computer), claimed to be invincible. David fearlessly challenged Goliath, who began to taunt, "I'm Large, you're Small. I'm O Tall, you're Nigel Short. I'm Strong, you're weak. I'm J Wise, you're Andreas Duhm. I will Win Zaw Tun and you will R Loos." David threw a R Stone at Goliath's head and killed him. He said, "Check, L Mate!" The kibitzers erupted in a chorus of Patrick Boos. The Reedik End. |
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May-15-05
 | | TheAlchemist: <soberknight> Now this must be your masterpun! |
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| May-15-05 | | hintza: Great, you can give in now. You'll never beat that, may as well go out at the top. |
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May-15-05
 | | tpstar: <soberknight> Beautiful work - very clever. The Greatest Post Ever Told! |
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May-15-05
 | | offramp: Massive massive respect due! |
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May-15-05
| | TheAlchemist: Correction: I meant Master (Computer) B Panno :) |
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May-15-05
 | | tamar: And the Pulitzer
goes to <soberknight> |
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May-15-05
 | | Gypsy: <soberknight> A mighty Cecil John Seddon Purdy
Joanna Worek pardner! |
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| May-15-05 | | soberknight: <Gypsy> Explain? |
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May-15-05
| | Gypsy: mighty purdy work |
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| May-16-05 | | Ezzy: The 'Immortal' pun!! - Now perhaps you should start living your life. Maybe find a wife and have 2.2 kids, and teach them everything you have learned. But then again, maybe not! :-) |
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May-17-05
 | | cu8sfan: <soberknight> Wow! This really is great! I thought it was annoying when you posted your puns all on different pages but taken together this is a masterpiece! |
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May-17-05
 | | WannaBe: I hereby award <soberknight> the M Noble prize for literature. He is truly the master of puns. (Even though I did out pun him in Diep (Computer)). Even he admitted it. :) |
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May-17-05
| | WannaBe: My only minor complaint would be when <soberknight> is tell the Charles Storey, I would have done one post a day. (Yes, I am sour graping.) |
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May-17-05
 | | Benzol: <tpstar> You should be posting - "Once upon a time, once when you were mine, I remember skies mirrored in your eyes, I wonder where you are, I wonder if you think about it, Once upon a time, In your wildest dream". |
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| May-17-05 | | Catfriend: <soberknight> Let the horse be with you! Come to the dark side of the board! |
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