Actually, <do> watch it. I enjoyed the film quite a lot. And there is just one eye patch scene, iirc.>

I have never watched <BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S>.

I <have> seen the brilliant scenes with Mickey Rooney as the japanese-type. They are really funny.

The book is by Truman Capote. Groucho Marx said, in an interview, that Capote was a big fruit. I don't know what that means.

This photograph provides a good example:

I buy the second hand ones, from eBay, roughly £20 to £60.

Here is the question:

<Why do I <never> see two similar Ralph Lauren Polo shirts?>

Surely they don't make the shirts as <one-offs>? Or is the plural <ones-off>?

It is time for <CAPTION COMPETITION #13>!! Lucky for everyone!

https://en.chessbase.com/portals/al...

(<As expressive as ever - Hikaru Nakamura playing white against Wei Yi | Photo: Michal Walusza>.)

YOU MUST PROVIDE A HILARIOUS, WITTY punchline to that picture in seven thousand words (or less).

The guest judge is <Katy Perry>, the singer and space traveller.

The winner will receive a single wheelchair-enabled step♿♿. Therefore this heirloom will build week-by-week into a complete set of wheelchair-enabled steps AND if you reply within the next two and a half weeks, you may be eligible for 1% off my autobiography <FLYING SAUCERS ARE REAL!!! AND THE SVESHNIKOV B33> (two books intertwined together. 819pp, 1 diagram.).

ALSO, every time you include the hashtag #potemkin, the Ukrainian 💙💙💛💛 government-in-exile will donate one 🇿inc kopek towards my campaign to make the Primorsky Stairs (aka the Potemkin Steps) fully wheelchair accessible.

So have a punt!

There were many magazines about photography, with pages and pages of adverts for camera accessories.

The camera itself, then the lens, and a zoom lens, the motor winder, the flash-gun, filters, tripods, reflecting umbrellas, film, a developing room, paper, acid, silver nitrate, ultra-violet lights, projector, screen, aluminium holdall, wife.

Then, one night, all of that became redundant.
All of that paraphernalia was replaced by the smartphone.

X Xu vs R Praggnanandhaa, 2025 (kibitz #3)

I was trying to point out the difference in <length in names>.

XU has a very short name, and Pragg has a very long name.

Who cares about the size of the laptops HD drive? 500Gb, 1Tb, 2Tb?

Who cares?

You can buy a very portable memory sdmmc card, 512Gb, tiny, for 30-40 euros.

<VINCENT>: I am Don. I love my family.

<DON>: That's good. Do you speak Italian at home?

<VINCENT>: We do, Don. We love the Italian culture.

<DON>: It's good to hear that. We have roots. Tell me the numbers, count one to 21 in Italian.

<VINCENT>: Don, we don't really use Italian numbers in our household. We er....

<DON>: Well, what is the Italian for cat, dog, mouse?

His toilet <before> the stables. The men's toilet would have been much smaller than the women's toilet (because he had 1000 wives).

The handicapped toilet would have been closest to the Temple, so that the lame and the halt would travel the shortest distance.

Solomon's stables would have created a huge stink from those horses. The stink from the horses would have drowned out the smell og King Solomon's poo.

My Rheumatologist ــــــــــﮩ٨ـ told me to avoid beer! Because of this thing called <purine> (not the cat food, I hope).

When I drank this beer I could feel the yeast affecting me immediately ᶠᶸᶜᵏме𓀐𓂸.

My gouty toes crankled, and straight away I totally graunched from my gooch to my hunkers. (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥)

My stomach was right keeched (doubled over). Feeling reet moaslins. Like nadgers tight squeezed.

<<<🦋🥺🤍🧸١٥٧٤♡

<<Tap water 🌊⋆｡𖦹 °.🐚⋆❀˖°🫧is contaminated in the following counties:

<SURREY
ESSEX
KENT
GREATER LONDON
BERKSHIRE
& ALL THE OTHER ONES.

Do not drink water or <Doug Boileau>｡˚○💦 ⋆˚࿔🌊｡˚○.

DO NOT leave the house <(chemtrails)⋆.ೃ࿔☁️ ݁ ˖*༄ <ALWAYS wear a mask😷>>.>>>>

I got a bus down to the Tennis Ground. It was bleedin PACKED.

At the gates I said "there is someone with my tickets don't they??" And, <DO you want a huge NOSE??> A flippant method way of threaten to crack open another human's nose.

They let me in, and I hung around Centre Court.
I hate tennis, BTW.

Some French player was going to the changing rooms and I was saying, "No press, no press" to the paparazzi, and I got allowed into the changing rooms.

I gave that French tennis player the most colossal godawful kick in his bollocks. I am not joking. LOL!!

So I put on his clothing and took his tennis bat and can you believe it I won!! 6-4 5-7 6-3 2-6 8-6.

England is playing India at cricket at Edgbaston; that is going to be another very good Test. The game is now in the third day, of 5.

Women's Football Euro Championships is going on in Switzerland. After the group stage it'll get very interesting.

At the same time there's the FIFA Club World Cup, in the USA.

You choose 11 games, using this link:
https://www.chessgames.com/perl/che...
(It's on the home page.)

Your cricket score is the number of moves.

I'LL do the same. It'll be a ODI - single innings.

Actually, it might be better to have a 5-a-side match.