<Conrad93: Fischer could give Polgar knight odds and still win.>

And Polgar could give you a rook. What of it?

Pun Counselor: "Is this an actual Pun?"

Pun Investigator: “No, the game title, 'Hey Jude' was a song written by the English rock band, the Beatles, released in 1968 and is 7 minutes and 11 seconds long, for the commercial released version.

Pun Counselor: “Is the title a play-on-word?”

Pun Investigator: “No“

Pun Counselor: “Can the titie be described as a rhyme, malapropism, idomatic construction, elementary play-on-word or anything like that?”

Pun Investigator: “This title barely meets the rhyme qualification since 'Jude' somewhat rhymes with 'Judit', the player in command of the White pieces”. Other than that, there is no connection, since the song was written for Julian Lennon, John Lennon's son, a male, and Judit Polgar is a female, so no connection, whatever.

Pun Counselor: “Thank you, Is there anything at all that the viewing audience can grasp onto for entertainment purposes or anything amusing at all?”

Pun Investigator: “No. Apparently, the only reference or connection is a rather weak, limp rhyme reference, thats it"

Pun Counselor: “Thank you sir. So in your opinion, can we conclude that there is no pun, there is no play-on-word, there is no off-shoot reference or for that matter, there isn't anything amusing at all, and the only offering is an incredibly weak rhyme connection, is that correct, in your opinion?”

Pun Investigator: “I would say so, yes. From what I can tell, yes sir, there is nothing here to define a pun or any of the other types of word-play you described and as you state, nothing amusing, nothing entertaining at all whatever.”

Pun Counselor: “Is there anything you would like to add sir?”

Pun Investigator: “Yes sir, In my opinion, a chess game of this quality does not deserve such an illogical, nonsensical, obscure, idiotic, and/or irrelevant title. In fact, no title is warranted at all for such a grand game of chess.”

Pun Counselor: “Thank you sir”

Excellent courtroom sketch, <morf>. But you left out the ruling.

<The Judge: "Counselor: Concerning your indictment, subject of one continuance too many, of the quality of the puns as a class, I must find for the defendant, on the grounds that *some* of the puns are quite good.

"I must further instruct you that any further attention to this once-and-now-not-future defendant on the part of your office may be regarded as evidence of quixotic obsession unsuited to your profession.

"However, as to the *present* defendant, today's pun, I find it guilty as charged and sentence it to immediate replacement.

"In fact, I'll nominate a better pun* for this game myself: <Lever alone!>"

[Pause]

"Reporter, strike my last paragraph from the transcript.">

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*You'll notice I never said it's a *good* pun, but it is *better* than the incumbent. ;-)

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