HeMateMe: VK: Your opening stinks!
P: Why you say that?
VK: I lose final, game 30 to the Worm from Perm, in championship in the Philippines!
p: Maybe you lose anyway, no matter what opening is used?
VK: Your opening is uglier than Petrosian's moves! How could I have been so fooled?
P: You need to learn humility, Viktor. I'm going to schedule you for Yoga and meditation classes.
VK: Meditation? There is CHESS to be played! Who has time for such nonsense?
P: The Chicago Bulls and Los Angeles Lakers used to mediate, before big games--they won the world championships 11 times, with Zen master Phil Jackson!
VK: This "Zen Master"--he is a chess player?
P: Well...sort of. He had to visualize, and find the best places on a basketball court, for Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant!
VK: What about this Dennis Rodman, the one with the blue hair who dresses like a Babushka? Is he a chessplayer?
P: I don't think so. Too hyperactive to sit still.
VK: Maybe coach Zen Master could use Dennis Rodman as his "submarine piece", who could emerge anywhere on the court, at anytime, to wreak havoc?
P: That kind of happens anyway. He requested that he be able to play his last game naked, before retiring.
VK: Suddenly, it feels better to talk about Karpov...