srgntshultz Member since Jul-31-11 · Last seen May-20-13 There are only two games in life: Chess and Poker. Chess because you can't lie, and poker because you have to. A good cigar. A good bottle of scotch. The time to enjoy them. Realizing this is an international group - Sergeant Shultz was a character on american tv in the 1960's. His famous line was "I know nothing" email: evanhouseman1gmail.com

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May-11-13 Team White vs Team Black, 2013     Apr-24-13 Beer   srgntshultz: Hans Ree beers? nah.      Apr-14-13 srgntshultz chessforum   srgntshultz: three tips for the young men: 1. Never marry a fat chick with cats and still shops with her mother. 2. If someone has to say 'trust me' - Don't. 3. They say it will kill you, but they never say when.      Dec-08-12 Kibitzer's Café    srgntshultz: Fine Young Cannibals did a number in that.      Dec-05-12 Michael Wilder    srgntshultz: This is a game I remember from almost thirty years ago. Thought it would be included in CG database. It was published in CL Dec. '85, and Atlantic Chess News. Among my chess programs, only Fritz finds 19...Bf4 (at a low ply) and gives it a -0.01. Not the earth shattering move I ...      Nov-08-12 Portisch vs Pinter, 1984    srgntshultz: I remember the first time I saw this game in ChessLife in the mid 80's. Sitting there - shell shocked, after the last six moves.      Nov-06-12 A Gabrielian vs A Gorbatov, 2006   srgntshultz: 8. Nxe5 and 8.0-0 are also good alternatives.      Sep-20-12 Team White vs Team Black, 2012    srgntshultz: <team> thanks for a wonderful learning experience. A special Thank You to <Jepflast> for the Analysis Tree.      Jul-26-12 The World vs Akobian, 2012    srgntshultz: if 1.b4 was a strong move, then every player that keeps a roof over his head by winning would be playing it.      Apr-17-12 Thematic Challenge chessforum    srgntshultz: it appears the usual suspects are beginning to gather. I'll play any side - any opening. Let's Rock.

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Dec-10-11    srgntshultz: apple or orange? steak or fish? wine or beer? Marilyn Monroe or Sophia Loren? '69 corvette or a silver cloud? "The Prisoner" or "The Avengers"? saxaphone or guitar? Rembrandt or Chuck Close? pencil or pen? big & loud, or small & quiet? London or New York? dog or cat? words or numbers? ___________________________________ Please dear friend, let us know WHY. Dec-10-11    WannaBe: What colour is the '69 Corvette, and is it a convertible? Dec-10-11    OhioChessFan: Orange, like the tartness of citrus. Steak, barely, a nice steak that melts as you eat it just can't be topped by fish. Sophia, because if you offer an equivalent blonde and brunette, I'll take the brunette every time. Vette, like sporty over rich. Never saw either one. Sax, since it's so emotive. Rembrandt, too big a talent gap to close with originality. Pen, need to be confident doing crosswords. Small and quiet, oh yeah, can't imagine preferring anything else. New York, don't want to leave the States. Dog, because cats are Satan's spawn. Words, because I have some facility with them. Dec-10-11    srgntshultz: <WannaBe> white 'vette. not a convertible. Dec-15-11    wordfunph: <srgntshultz> thanks for the appreciation. Noypi ka ba? Dec-15-11    wordfunph: nice to know you have a lovely Filipina. You'll miss 1/20 of your life if you can't make a splash in our beautiful white sand beach here in Pinas :) take care and enjoy life.. Dec-22-11    srgntshultz: Peace on earth, good will towards men. Jul-27-12    srgntshultz: One year anniversary next Tuesday. Thanks to all. Would you rather - Save the world, or save yourself? Have egg rolls and won ton soup with a skinny blond, or pizza with a fat italian chick. .38 or a .45 Small house with lots of land, or big house on a tiny lot. Fool all the people some of the time, or fool some of the people all the time? Look good, but feel lousy, or look like hell and feel great. Listen to music, or play music. Live a long boring life or a short exciting one. Have one good friend or many acquaintance's. Laugh first, cry later - or - cry first and laugh later. Lose a love of a lifetime, or never have loved at all. Have a good year. Apr-14-13    srgntshultz: three tips for the young men: 1. Never marry a fat chick with cats and still shops with her mother. 2. If someone has to say 'trust me' - Don't. 3. They say it will kill you, but they never say when.		Take the Premium Membership Tour

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