Greetings from Antarctica!
but it's not always so cold and remote:
<Everyone> is a genius, at least once a year.
The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
Experience is the name <Everyone> gives to his mistakes. It's okay. <Everyone> makes mistakes. I mean you're here aren't you?
Couple of drinks and <Everyone> should see clearly.
Humor is not for <Everyone>. It's only for people who want to have fun, laugh and feel alive.
<Everyone's> all like, "I love Obama" or "I love Romney" and I'm over here like, "I love wine."
<Everyone> has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
<Everyone> is THE leading visionary on reality. He routinely discusses things which no one else has talked about, yet, turn out to be quite relevant months later.
Now if only <Everyone> would agree to pay for the joy of playing chess 9 to 5, then all the world's problems would be solved.
<<Everyone>, have you ever felt during a game that you were a chess genius? <I’ve felt that very often, but sadly in the majority of cases it was a false alarm.>>
<Everyone> is an exception to every rule all the time.
<Everyone> is here for a purpose – does that mean <Everyone> is here for the same purpose or for individual purposes?
<Everyone> is on the same side of this boat. I want to be on the other side.
<Everyone> owns a piece of Truth.
<<Everyone's> a suspect at Walmart> How come?
<Everyone> is wise until he speaks.
<Everyone> starts off with a bag full of luck
and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the experience bag befor the luck bag is empty.
The problem with the world is that <Everyone> is a few drinks behind.
<Everyone> needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
<Everyone> knows best where the shoe pinches him.
A lot of guys are jerks, a lot of girls are bitches. Truth is <Everyone> is going to hurt you, we just need to find the ones worth suffering for.
<Everyone> liked the free market until the free market ran out of cheap oil.
At age 50, <Everyone> has the face he deserves.
Opinions are like a..holes. Everybody has got them and <Everyone> thinks <everyone else<>>'s stinks.
<Everyone> needs to be loved . . . especially when he doesn't deserve it.
<Everyone> should fly the Love flag!
On a long enough timeline the survival rate for <Everyone> drops to zero.
It's just a matter of when <Everyone> figures this out...
One day <Everyone> wakes up, and wonders, "where did it all go?"
<Everyone> has a plan for a socialist utopia, until they run out of toilet paper.
This 'no brainer' day is for <Everyone>.
<Everyone> has heard of Bobby Fischer and the Peace Corps.
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Always remember you're unique, just like <everyone else>. However, <Everyone> is different.
<Everyone> for <everyone else<>>!
<Everyone>, you were born as an original, don't fall into the trap most do by spending their lives trying to be like <everyone else<>>.
You know, I'm a pretty mellow guy. I'm pretty easy-going. I see <Everyone's> perspective.
Be who you are and let <Everyone> love that person.
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<Everyone> knows that the complete opposite is true.
On illegal computer assistance: Doesn't <Everyone> do it?
Put in simple words that <Everyone> can understand.
Good luck to <Everyone> who takes advantage of this wonderful opportunity.
All right <Everyone>, line up alphabetically according to ur height.
<Everyone> makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
<Everyone> has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads.
<Everyone> is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
I felt special until i saw you talk to <Everyone> like that... :/
Special rights for <Everyone>!
Why is it called the Secret Service if <Everyone> knows about it?
< An eye for an eye makes <Everyone> blind. - < Luckily, I'm a vegetarian! >>
If slaughterhouses had glass walls, <Everyone> would be a vegetarian. ~Paul McCartney <SO TRUE <>>
Drunken Ben Bernanke tells <Everyone> at neighborhood bar how screwed U.S. economy really is: http://www.theonion.com/articles/dr...
<Everyone> wants to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day
It requires <Everyone>'s understanding and respect for personal space..
<Everyone>'s ancessor has been mentionend here:
Ask, and it shall be given you;
seek; and you shall find;
knock and it shall be opened unto you.
For <Everyone> that asketh receiveth;
and he that seeketh findeth;
and to him that knocketh
it shall be opened...
Jesus is coming - <Everyone> looks busy!
<Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and <Everyone> is writing a book.> - Marcus Tullius Cicero, statesman, orator and writer (106-43 BCE) How is it that he knows that?
You cannot fight <Everyone>, but you can make <Everyone> die of laughter.
What would the country be called if <Everyone> in it lived in their cars?
<An in-car-nation. <>>
Your mom: I don't care what <Everyone> is doing. I care what YOU are doing!
Childhood is like being drunk. <Everyone> remembers what you did, except you.
<Everyone> is expecting something big to come out this weekend...
The tide is going out and <Everyone> is seeing who is naked and who isn't.
<Everyone> brings joy to this office. Some when they enter, others when they leave.
This is the ultimate goal of <Everyone> who works on Wall Street.
The failure of a marriage is a terrible and emotional experience for <Everyone> involved. Because the truth is that <Everyone> is naked.
<Everyone> is useful, if only as fertilizer.
This is getting embarrassing for <Everyone>.
Game Collection: EVERYONE loves the King's Gambit
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Dear <technical draw>
I am a Greek Prince desperately trying to get my money out of the country but because of restrictions on the amount of money one can take out of Greece I'm worried my vast wealth will disappear when my country is booted out of the Euro.
I need you to let me transfer the sum of 38,000,000 Euro into your bank account as a matter of great urgency. I am willing to pay you 75% of this deposit in return for your help.
If you agree to help, please send me your bank account details and your sisters vital statistics. You will have to send me the transfer fees of 76,000,000 Euro or the bank won't put the money in your account. Do this immediately, my terminal illness will prevent me completing the transfer if you don't send me all your money now.
Please hurry, my fortune is vaporising quickly.
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technical draw: Dear <Everyone>:
I would love to help you but my bank said they do not take deposits in Euros. Well actually what they said was they would rather take deposits in gallons of used latrine water or in bags of pig entrails than to take deposits in Euros. Now I feel my account will be closed just for asking. I think China still takes Euros so get some exchanged there and send my a mil for my troubles.
signed, No Credit TD
"I really like this site and highly recommend it to <Everyone>!" - GM Ruslan Ponomariov
<Everyone> is in the good mood and not bored, and this is the reason why I’m here.
I don't mind all the infinite free money, but <Everyone> should get some. It's common sense.
"The beach is in our blood. <Everyone> in our family returns to the beach instinctively, just like the sea turtles." – Sandy Archibald
"Nothing matters until the day that it does and then <Everyone> asks why it didn't matter