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Jan-08-13
 | | andrewjsacks: Richard Reti and Gyula Breyer used to go out bar-hopping together. They always met at a corner, then headed for the center of town. |
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Jan-08-13
| | andrewjsacks: I used to date a Hypermodern woman. She never wanted to occupy my center, just try to control it from afar. |
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Jan-08-13
| | andrewjsacks: Hypermodern girls are fine housekeepers: they are always taking out the Tarrasch. |
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Jan-08-13
| | andrewjsacks: Nimzovich, though, never consummated his marriage: he had too much restraint. Used to just hang out at the Outpost Bar.
His wife didn't like his system. |
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Jan-08-13
| | andrewjsacks: I have a Hypermodern dog. Every now and then, I throw him a Bogo. |
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Jan-08-13
| | andrewjsacks: Of course, sometimes Hypermodernism gets stale: it always seems to be the Saemisch old thing. |
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Jan-08-13
| | andrewjsacks: My Hypermodern girlfriend was feeling depressed, but eventually she Pirc-ed up. |
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Jan-08-13
 | | Schwartz: My girlfriend conned me. So I asked her: "how Kann you keep leading me with a Carrot." |
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Jan-08-13
 | | whiteshark: What happened to the completely rotten Odd Lie page? |
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| Jan-08-13 | | diceman: <andrewjsacks: Nimzovich, though, never consummated his marriage: he had too much restraint.> I heard Reti wanted it so often,
his wife called him, “Richard Ready.” |
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Jan-08-13
| | Schwartz: I heard Fisher often swam out to the open ocean to catch barracuda with his bare hands. |
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| Jan-08-13 | | diceman: <andrewjsacks: I went to a Hypermodern party.> I was invited to one, but it was so out of the way, I couldn’t find it. |
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| Jan-08-13 | | diceman: I understand Tarrasch once chastised a waiter
for bringing him a flank steak.
He demanded it be immediately returned, and replaced with a center cut. |
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Jan-08-13
 | | TheFocus: I never fianchetto my Bishops because I can't pronounce it. |
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Jan-08-13
| | whiteshark: I nominate <TehFocus> for teh funienst poster 2014. |
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Jan-08-13
| | TheFocus: <teh funienst>
Doesn't count if you can't spel it rite.
Besides, I don't plan on being funny in 2014. |
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Jan-08-13
 | | WannaBe: I nominate the presvious as the best written post. |
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Jan-08-13
| | Schwartz: lskjn eujs skl s djlj, dk slsij dkj. |
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Jan-08-13
| | whiteshark: Marty <Schwartz> U'R backward spelling, r8? |
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Jan-08-13
| | WannaBe: I nominate the previous 2 posts as best written post. |
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Jan-08-13
| | Schwartz: <whiteshark>
No, it is open never a foot too far, even NE position. |
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Jan-09-13
| | Schwartz: From ae dice, did I decide a morf. |
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| Jan-09-13 | | diceman: <TheFocus:
I never fianchetto my Bishops because I can't pronounce it.>Its easy,
"bish" "ups."
Don’t confuse them with bisexual shopping outlets,
“by" “shops” |
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| Jan-09-13 | | diceman: <TheFocus:
<teh funienst>
Doesn't count if you can't spel it rite.>
Seod ti tnuoc fi uoy lleps ti tfel? |
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| Jan-09-13 | | diceman: <TheFocus:
Besides, I don't plan on being funny in 2014.>Who knew?
What <TheFocus> says has planning behind it. (or in front of it) |
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