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| Everyone: True! Uh, or not? On that you can be sure. |
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Nov-27-09
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| technical draw: I crashed Joe Biden's state dinner. He was glad too because I was the only one to show up. He kept calling me Ambassador for some reason. |
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Nov-27-09
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| Red October: are you sure he wasn't saying "Open the Door" in a Brooklyn accent ? |
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Nov-27-09
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| whatthefat: Gata Kamsky has announced his retirement from chess. |
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| Nov-27-09 |
| DCP23: <whatthefat: Gata Kamsky has announced his retirement from chess.> He sure did, it was in 1996. Where have you been all these years?! |
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Nov-27-09
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| Open Defence: hey! this page is only for lies!! |
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| Nov-27-09 |
| Jim Bartle: No it isn't. |
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Nov-27-09
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| Thorski: You're all an odd lie! - The Solipsist |
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Nov-27-09
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| technical draw: <hey! this page is only for lies!!> No it isn't, stop lying. This page is only for TD's inventions. |
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Nov-27-09
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| HeMateMe: Taylor Swift and Kayne West to reunite on Oprah's last show, have a comfort hug, and do a duet of "Liar." |
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Nov-27-09
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| WannaBe: After watching the last few tournaments that he played in, I can tell ya, Tiger's got a terrible drive... |
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Nov-28-09
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| WannaBe: Some one just called me fron Buffalo, New York, asking me if I have ever seen an American Football game, if so, I have a future as their new head coach!! After I accept the gig, which pays me 15 million American Buck-a-roos a year, I can finally afford to pay <technical draw> that 20 bucks that I owe him! |
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Nov-28-09
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| technical draw: <After watching the last few tournaments that he played in, I can tell ya, Tiger's got a terrible drive...> He probably had the car in overdrive and it backed upped dog leg to the right. Which is par for those type of cars. |
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Nov-28-09
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| technical draw: All things considered Woods should have used a driver. |
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Nov-28-09
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| talisman: 1.every tiger chessplayer here in baton rouge is buying that new Les Myles Clock Management Watch which ensures that you will never lose on time. |
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Nov-28-09
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| technical draw: Good evening Mr. Chessplayer, good evening Mrs. Chessplayer, I am TD, the inspiration for the character Eddie Haskell from Leave it to Beaver. Let's go ring some doorbells and run. No? Chicken!... |
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| Nov-28-09 |
| edbermac: <technical draw: <After watching the last few tournaments that he played in, I can tell ya, Tiger's got a terrible drive...>
He probably had the car in overdrive and it backed upped dog leg to the right. Which is par for those type of cars.> Rumor now that Tiger was putting his balls into a another hole and Mrs TW was none too pleased. Odd Lie indeed!
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger... |
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Nov-28-09
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| technical draw: <edbermac> Let's just use the phrase I invented: "Hell knows no fury like a women scorned" and not be too explicit in this family oriented site. |
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| Nov-28-09 |
| Dredge Rivers: <technical draw> This site is family oriented? Who knew? There goes my "Who should be in a Playboy Women of Chess Pictorial" idea! :) |
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Nov-28-09
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| weisyschwarz: Ketchup is a vegetable. |
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Nov-29-09
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| technical draw: I was trained by the CIA to kill with my bare .357 magnum, I could start a fire with just one match. I can escape any building using the fire exit. Yes sir, don't mess with me. I can start any car using the right key. And I can fly any plane as long as I have a ticket. You know me as TD, you don't want to know my real name. |
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Nov-30-09
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| PinnedPiece: Not many know that <TD> has a real life outside of the <Odd Lie> page, where he is a marketing consultant for a number of products. We're talking several product lines that can sell with only the absolute honest truth presented to consumers, including the Apple MacIntosh computer family. . |
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Nov-30-09
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| PinnedPiece: <weisyschwarz: Ketchup is a vegetable.> Ketchup seeds must be planted in early March in an area of the garden that has full sun and little competition from tree roots. Ketchup tends to spread rapidly in the warm growing season, putting a squeeze on other vegetables, and may need to be thinned, or cut back periodically. Keep the ketchup well-watered and fertilized, and look for signs of discoloration, browning or mold, and discard if such characteristics are observed. Dogs are easily trained to harvest the crop for you. |
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| Nov-30-09 |
| TheFocus: "The ketchup flower is one of the most beautiful in nature. It has a smell not unlike a good hot dog. When you see an abundance of ketchup flowers in a garden, you can be that that year's crop will be a good one" - Farmer's Almanac, 2009, pg. 357. |
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| Nov-30-09 |
| TheFocus: "It should be common knowledge to all serious gardeners that pairing the mustard plant with it's wonderful yellow flowers in the same garden as the ketchup flower is a treasure to the senses and quite pleasing to the eye. Any gardener that fails to pair these two plants in the same garden should give up gardening and learn to knit or take up that idle past-time of chess, as you will have proven that you have no sense of culture." - Farmer's Almanac, 2009, pg. 358-359. |
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